Rooney’s £700,000 Hobby (Grow Up, Lad!)

“England are not going to lose the World Cup if Wayne Rooney has lost a couple of bob on the horses.” says Steve Claridge.
Great. Now we have a loser like Claridge setting us all straight.

What’s wrong with you Rooney?
Play ping-pong, man. Go feed a few poor people. Get a girl friend or two. Read a Beano annual!
But keep your shirt on, lad.

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