True Soccer Stories: From a British Tabloid

At the start of the footie season I agreed to marry my missus if her favourite team West Ham won the FA Cup. As a Spurs supporter, I thought they would have no chance and would get knocked out early. But now they’re in the Semi Finals and she’s getting all excited while I’m thinking I’m not ready – and nor is my bank balance! I can’t let her down. – Craig, Basildon
Hi Craig. Ha ha, that’s so funny! But seriously, you shouldn’t make bets to get married.
Here are two options:
1) Let her down gently and buy her a friendship ring to show her you love her.
2) Opt for having a long engagement until you have enough cash.
You should only get married because you love her and want to love her forever.
After all this fuss you at least owe her a romantic holiday … so start saving and watch what you bet on next time!

Daft!

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