New soccer lexicon: Have you gone lampard on us?
Have you gone lampard on us? This might be what the Black Stars are asking each other after the Brazil game when all their shots were blasted into the upper tier/ nosebleed seats.
Lampard (noun): To hit the ball with full force from five yards outside the goal and see it miss its target by a considerable margin (a length of a football field), to do this endlessly, and then follow it up with a look of chagrin. Synonymous with no finesse, useless, failure to score, directionally challenged, repetitive, berserker, subcortical.
Origin of word: From Frank Lampard, Chelsea midfielder, playing in this year's English squad.
Comments
That damned dry pitch...
Posted by: Tilam | June 27, 2006 8:27 PM
Your ignorance suits you. Lamaprd - 39 goals for his 2xchampions club in 2 seasons. that's right, never hits the target. pathetic.
Posted by: Toxic Tom | June 27, 2006 9:18 PM
Your ignorance suits you. Lampard - 39 goals for his 2xchampions club in 2 seasons. that's right, never hits the target. pathetic.
Posted by: Toxic Tom | June 27, 2006 9:19 PM
In spirit of what you've done here:
http://soccerlens.com/pulling-a-rivaldo
Posted by: Ahmed Bilal | June 27, 2006 11:28 PM
Wouldn't lampard be a verb?
Posted by: Dave | June 27, 2006 11:31 PM
You've got it all wrong. This definition is already called "Doing an Essien".
Posted by: Squiddy | June 27, 2006 11:52 PM
england havnt won ANYTHING in 40 years.both them and Lampard are useless!! they have their heads up their arse!
Posted by: bob | July 6, 2006 1:19 AM