Wayne Rooney has signed a 5 book autobiography with Harper Collins worth 5 million pounds. It is supposed to be one of the biggest book deals in sports history. One wonders what could be so interesting in a 20 year's old life that warrants that much money?
In the autobiography Rooney denies the commonly held view that he is a hothead. " I think I’m a quiet, sensitive, retiring shy person.” Methinks these books are going to be tres boring and it is better to stick to George Best. At least he never apologized for visiting massage parlors. Horrors! We are going to find out that Rooney loves Nigella Lawson's cut salads.