Douglas Adams in his hilarious book “The Hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy” writes about a monster called The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast inhabiting a planet called Traal.
The monster generally gives anyone visiting Traal a really hard time.
Well Sepp Blatter may need a Bugblatter !
Just to help him get rid of the stench of corruption that has become associated with the FIFA during his term.
More on FIFA and corruption here