A pretty hilarious account of a fight between Blatter and Platini – involving headbutting and eye gouging and Zidane in the role of peacemaker.
An extract..”The two quickly wrestled each other to the ground. Platini reportedly tried to gouge Blatter’s eyes out, while Blatter attempted to accelerate Platini’s receding hairline with some strong yanks at the Frenchman’s curly locks and, in an ironic twist, smashed a piece of French toast in Platini’s face. The fight broke up a few seconds later when Zidane stepped between the two combatants, hurling insults at their mothers to distract them from each other.” Rest of it here…