Man's greatest fear revealed.....
The conclusion of a new survey is that blokes from Britain have one greatest fear that is greater than the sum of all other fears.This most fearsome of all fears is the fear that their their football team would be relegated.Here is the definitive list of fears in decreasing order of fearfulness...
1 Football team being relegated
2 Proposing to girlfriend
3 Losing looks/hair/ageing
4 Being made to look stupid in front of mates
5 Being rejected when asking a girl on a date
6 Small children and babies
7 Amy Winehouse
8 Meeting girlfriend's parents
9 Free falling
10 Large insects (ANI)