Drinking whiskey can cure swine flu

I think the sales of Penderyn should go through the roof at this news. I have a bottle which I found in a NJ shop and am dying to open it.
Russian fans who probably don’t need any excuse for drinking have been advised to down shots of whiskey to ward off swine flu when they visit Wales next month for the World Cup qualifier. The president of the Russian supporters association had this to say:
“We urge our fans to drink a lot of Welsh whisky as a form of disinfection,” the VOB president, Alexander Shprygin, said. “That should cure all symptoms of the disease.”
I wonder if the CDC knew that curing swine flu was that simple. Maybe the drinking age should be lowered to include toddlers?

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