Legalize it – don’t criticize it
Legalize it and I will advertise it
Some call it tapping
Some call it bung
Some call it hush money
Some of them call it matter of fact
Legalize it – don’t criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it
Players love it
And player agents too
Legalize it, yeah, yeah
That’s the best thing you can do
Managers love it
Pundits love it
Fans love it
Even the lawyers too
Legalize it – don’t criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it
It’s good for the clubs
It’s good for the money
Good for the league
Every human come praise it
Legalize it – don’t criticize it
Legalize it and i will advertise it
Jose Mourinho tapped it
Ashley Cole he did it
Chelsea eat it
Clubs love to play with it

(With apologies to Peter Tosh).