Christian's post on the epic poem on Beckham's heel took me on a google search for more football poetry.
Here are some of the things that turned up..

Pretty good huh ?
There's a whole bunch of poems here and here's one for Chelsea fans after the Inter debacle .It's called "Someone called Jose strikes again " ..... here..




Right, we'll call it "Poetry in slow motion " then.After all the poor man is 34 years old.
I didn't say the Beckham poem was any good, Anish! In fact I thought it was absolutely terrible!! :-)