Eric Wynalda is “embarrassed” by Spain and Portugal

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Puckering up those lips for the camera?
Yahoo Sports soccer hack Eric Wynalda would rather watch ” a reality show” than the first 60 minutes of Spain vs Portugal. The match was all about preening for the camera and pouting.
There was too much artistry, too much passing. Much too much for the manly, chest thumping, knuckle dragging Wynalda.
Wynalda would be lucky to get two touches on the ball in that match and Carlos Puyol would have stolen his lunch money each time.
Seriously this sport needs no enemies when it has a joker like Wynalda. Actually, he really should go and watch “Desperate Housewives” – you know he is dying to and spare us his crap.

3 comments on “Eric Wynalda is “embarrassed” by Spain and Portugal
  1. LMFAO!!
    Wynalda’s just mad cause he knows the US soccer team sucks and will never win a world cup!!!!

  2. Hilarious Analysis!!!
    I thought the game had some great passing and elegant play; maybe that’s not “tuff enuff” for Wynalda, but the passing and play were backed up by some great strategy and gamesmanship (Wynalda may think Portugal delayed reentering the pitch because Ronaldo was fixing his hair, but it was clearly a strategic mental move).
    Maybe he’d prefer the first 60 minutes of a match be more like how the US plays? Sloppily with early bad goals? Spain and Portugal were sizing each other up, looking for weaknesses, entry points, etc. I personally think that game was one of the best I’ve seen this World Cup. Maybe there was some posing and pouting for the cameras, but many of these players are as much brands as they are great players. Plus, could there have been more posing than in your average MLB, NBA, or NFL game? Doubtful.
    Final analysis: Great game; Wynalda is a douche.

  3. i saw the game as a very interesting one
    i never enjoyed watching Wynalda when he used to play, and i saw nothing that special about him
    i saw london donavan as a much better player and the today soccer generation is much more interesting one
    i might understand this comment from a baseball fan who never really played football, and like to cheer with a pop corn and a drink, but not from someone who played the game, not even at professional level

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