Cow scores goal

Even as the Mexican team reels from the aftereffects of 5 of their players failing a drugs test after eating contaminated beef another cow was creating havoc in another part of the world. While Sporting Kansas City were playing their debut game against Chicago Fire at their brand new LIVESTRONG Sporting Park stadium a man dressed as cow broke into the field and scored a goal. As it was the only goal scored in the game some newspapers are reporting the story under the headline "The cow that broke the duck"
Very clever.