The good thing about Rooney is that he's not vain

Pardon the ghastly pun.
The vain one is Cristiano Ronaldo.
Dinamo Zagreb supporters gave him a good booing on Wednesday night. Ronaldo's explanation for their attitude towards him was that they were jealous because he was "rich, handsome and a great player".
So according to that logic people who are poor,ugly and bad at football are the ones who don't get booed.
That's brilliant.
Mirror,mirror on the wall,
Who's the greatest of them all....