The hair and now. A hirsute pursuit comes to a end.
The rumour is that Fulham players and personnel still get discounted hair products at Harrods, which is why Dimitar Berbatov spurned Juventus, Fiorentina, and Spurs to land up at Craven Cottage. With improved hair gel, Berbatov will delight the Cottagers with slick moves and celebrate his goals by throwing bottles of Lazartigue into the crowd.
The man from Blagoewgrad, Bulgaria comes to Fulham on a two year contract which means Clint Dempsey’s exit. But where? Oh, please let it be Arsenal.