Hulk smash. Semak smack. Eh. Luis Suarez proves he's Liverpool's most exciting player a hundred millions time over but he ends up looking like Gervinho ever so often. He twists, he turns, he has an open goal, he misses point blank. That was Suarez against Zenit. And if he doesn't score, then the Merseyside club are in deep trouble. For those wondering why Daniel Sturridge was not present, the answer is he is cup tied having played for Chelsea in European competition before his transfer.
While we are at it. Could we please pull the 2018 World Cup out of Russia? It's just getting more and more racist out there and in another five years time when the GINI index hits 0.8, the foaming rabble rousing Neo Nazis will be ready to launch the Fourth Reich. And for those heroic Russians who fought the Nazis in WWII in the Battle of Stalingrad, a reminder that Josef Stalin was a steadfast Hitler ally before the Third Reich turned on them. Zenit St Petersburg has a particularly unsavoury history.