The problem with Scolari’s team is midfield playmakers.

Where’s this team’s Zico, Falcao, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Rivelino, Rivaldo, Socrates, and/or, er, Dunga? Even Pele had Garrincha.

Yes, they’ve got Neymar listed as a midfielder, but he’s really their principal goalscorer (sorry Fred).

Remember the great Brazilian teams of the past? Here’s some inspiration to bring Brazil back to glory:

Watch the Doctor:

Maybe they should borrow Pirlo from the Italian squad… now that would be something to watch = Pirlo + Neymar!