That’s Neymar, isn’t it? Actually, it’s 16 year old Barry Cotter who signed for Limerick FC U17 side. He’s a forward like his better known lookalike. The uncanny resemblance hasn’t gone unnoticed. The Guardian and the Irish Examiner have jumped on the “doesn’t he look like Neymar?” bandwagon.

Cotter’s future goals: “Hopes for the season – I’m looking for a top-three finish, and on goals I’m looking to score at least one or two in each game for the rest of the season.” Looks like he has Neymar’s self confidence and ambition.

Just in: Ed Woodward was spotted leaving the grounds, a dark cloud following him. Man Utd can’t even get their hands on lookalikes nowadays.