Sepp Blatter has been advised to take five days off by his doc for suffering from what is being described as a “small emotional breakdown”.

Blatter’s spokesman, Klaus Stoehlker, said“He is now, at this moment in hospital. He is preparing to leave on Monday and will be back on the job on Tuesday.”

He didn’t say which hospital he was in so we can’t send him the roses and the get well card just yet.