Ronaldinho shows why he’s so fascinating to watch No one does these skills more effortlessly. If football was 90 minutes of purely this then Ronaldinho would be...
Gervinho strongly linked with Arsenal Lille has confirmed that it is negotiating with Arsenal over the sale of their star striker Gervinho. The sale...
Alex McLeish is not the right choice for Villa Alex McLeish joins the growing list of Judases in the Premiership. His terse resignation by email has set off...
Real Madrid appeal Mourinho ban Real Madrid have appealed against the five-match touchline ban imposed on Jose Mourinho. Mourinho, you will remember, was unhappy...
The New York Cosmos will play Paul Scholes’s testimonial On August 5th the NY Cosmos led by Eric Cantona will play Paul Scholes’s testimonial at Old Trafford. Cantona,...
Gael Clichy to Liverpool and a Hazard warning Gael Clichy is obviously on his way out. His contract negotiations have broken down and with a year left...
Carl Jenkinson joins Arsenal: Wenger’s trend holds true Carl Jenkinson or Karil Jenkinpää as he’s known in Finland If Carl Jenkinson is the a harbinger of transfers...
Nasri quells transfer talk Looks a bit more quiet on the Samir Nasri transfer buzz as the player plays down the rumours. Hopefully...
Gold Cup: Michael Bradley, Tim Howard steal show as USA beats Canada 2-0 Ford Field, the home of the Detroit Lions was a cesspool of lumpy divots which caused the ball to...
Shrek and Justin Bieber to join Blatter’s advisory group “Hey Sepp, I’m going to squeeze the jelly from your eyes and have it on toast” Sepp Blatter beefed...
Gold Cup: Bradley needs to be bold Deuce should get his opportunities against Canada The USA meets Canada @ 8 p.m. ET, Ford Field, Detroit, Michigan...
Nasri open to a Man Utd move Arsenal’s position vis a vis Samir Nasri is weak. He’s obviously after more wages and with a year left...
Is Mark Hughes’s real target Chelsea? All signs point to Stamford Bridge The ready answer to Mark Hughes’s Fulham departure: He was angling for the...
The very durable Brad Freidel moves to Spurs Villa goalkeeper Brad Friedel moves to Spurs after his contract was set to expire this month. The long standing...
Height does not necessarily remedy Arsenal’s set piece horrors Paging Yao Ming: Wenger is looking for height Arsenal gave up 23 goals from set pieces the same as...
The English are humiliated as FIFA turns on them Another Sepp Blatter look alike. Julio Grondona, Argentinian football’s godfather It appears worse than Dunkirk. The English FA’s vote...
Wenger: Samir Nasri will not move to Man Utd Patrice Evra acting as an instigator (what’s new?) encouraging his France team mate to dump Arsenal and come aboard...
Sepp Blatter wears a crown of Fumaria Sepp Blatter as mad King Lear. “What crisis?” ” Close pent-up guilts, Rive your concealing continents, and cry These...
Shakira shows her moves but Barca keeps theirs on the pitch It’s a relief Barca keeps its best moves on the pitch because Gerard Pique, Shakira’s present love interest and...
Scott Sinclair’s hattrick propels Swansea to the Premiership The first Welsh side to make it to the Premiership. They join already promoted QPR and Norwich City. In...
Paul Scholes tribute: Over the years The ginger haired maestro retires after spending 17 years as a Red Devil where he clocked 676 appearances and...
Five things we learned from Man Utd vs Barcelona Man Utd were the real caricatures in the final In a nod to the Guardian one will attempt five...
2011 Champions League Final: Only one team and it was not Man Utd The suspicion that the Premiership was fought amongst a group of 30 lb lightweights and won depending on who...
1999 Champions League Final (Camp Nou): Man Utd 2 Bayern 1 Manchester United – Bayern Munich Final 1999… by 91Zuzu91 The bitterest two minutes for Bayern as Utd struck back...
1968 Champions League Final (Wembley): Man Utd 4 Benfica 1 Wembley was a happy hunting ground for Man Utd in their first Champions League victory in 1968 when they...
Weight to go, Kolo! Kolo Toure is banned for six months from all football because he took pills that belonged to his wife....
Silly season is upon us: Falcao linked with Arsenal Falcao’s use of telekinesis makes him very dangerous It is bewildering how Arsenal is one club which manages to...
May 26th: Today is a red letter day in Arsenal history Twenty two years this day the league title hung in balance as Arsenal needed two goals to win against...
FIFA reform first: Suspend presidential elections Does anyone see the irony in FIFA ordering an investigation into an election opponent of Sepp Blatter without the...
Blackburn and Carlo Ancelotti could work together Blackbum may rule the roost with him in charge Carlo Ancelotti successfully removed the clause that stipulates he cannot...
Karim Benzema to Arsenal? At Arsenal next season? Arsene Wenger has been a long time admirer of the former Lyon striker now at...
Ryan Giggs faces the wrath of the Twitterati This Taiwanese animation lampoons the Giggs affair and makes the salient point. Be afraid, very afraid of censoring the...
Sir Alex goes Tony Soprano on a reporter Here is Sir Alex caught in the act of trying to ban a reporter who strayed from the reservation...
Manuel Giondonato’s goal electrifies Gary Neville’s testimonial It was Gary Neville’s testimonial, an emotional occasion as he was reunited with brother Phil, Nicky Butt, and David...
Sir Alex does not mess around: David De Gea signed A bold, decisive signing as Atletico Madrid’s David De Gea is signed as a £17m replacement for the retiring...
Wenger’s prickly defensiveness clouds reason Wenger summing up the season after the Fulham match. ” But we are not to go overboard. Maybe one...
Barca to rush to London Grimsvotn spews ash Icelandic volcanic ash changes the Catalonian club’s travel plans. They will be in London this evening...
Richard Williams dog whistles for Abramovich Richard Williams, hands down the poorest analyst in the Guardian stable justifies Carlo Ancelotti’s departure in a shoddy piece....
Taça de Portugal final: FC Porto toy with Vitória de Guimarães Andre Villas Boas adds the Portugese Cup to his feathers as FC Porto run riot over Vitória de Guimarães,...
Hugo Rodallega is the last day hero Hugo Rodallega’s 78th minute winner at the Brittania ensured Wigan remain in the Premiership. Blackburn had already ensured Premiership...
Last day Premiership swink or swim Charlie Adams and Charles N’Zogbia: Who will be the saviour? Russian roulette. Five clubs battle it out to stay...
Ronaldo makes history C Ron set a new La Liga goal scoring record by scoring 40 goals in a season – the...
Paolo Di Canio: No thugs in our house? Paolo Di Canio, the former West Ham player turned fascist thug becomes Swindon Town’s newest manager. A leading trade...
The Earth survived today and so will FIFA “Sepp, Sepp no reason to go apoplectic … just go apocalyptic” Today was Judgment Day according to Harold Camping,...
Replacement for Edwin van der Sar found at last If Man Utd can sign this chap in the goal their worries are over.He’s the real thing…!
Stephen Craigan gets away with the handball of the season Celtic have just finished beating Motherwell 3- 0 to win the Scottish FA Cup final. Wells defender Stephen Craigan...
Arsenal’s finances: Highbury real estate boosts figures David Conn’s article on the finances of the 20 Premiership clubs is a continued portrayal of clubs living beyond...
Copa Libertadores: Santos advance to the semi-finals, 2-1 (agg) Santos, Brazil’s only hope left after a ruinous Copa Libertadores managed to overcome Once Caldas on aggregate after drawing...
Andrea Pirlo departs for Juventus Sad news for the Rossoneri as Andrea Pirlo who served their club so brilliantly for ten seasons is moving...
Europa Cup final: Porto beat Braga, 1-0 szólj hozzá: Por 1-0 Bra In the all Portugese finals, it was Porto taking bragging rights. And fittingly it...
West Ham’s owners are the problem not the manager Avram Grant should have gone four months ago. That is the conventional wisdom and a fairly safe one at...
Five new rules for Arsene Wenger Back to the drawing board The dust has barely settled. From the braggadocio of the “quadruple” barely two months...