Gordon Brown’s first order of business: Thierry Henry

Gordon Brown, the man taking over Tony Blair’s job recently met Titi.
Brown was asked if Henry had said to him whether he was going to Barcelona. He replied: “I rather got the impression he would be staying at Arsenal.”
Gordon Brown will try and enact a law: The News that Thierry Henry is Leaving Arsenal at the End of every Season is a Whole Lot of Bollocks law or in short WTFTiti will be introduced in Parliament. This is ostensibly to stop Spain’s armada from poaching and stay well beyond the 12 nautical miles of England’s shores but it will also limit media’s transfer gossip regarding Henry to one a day thus allowing Arsenal supporters who have day jobs to remain productive during the summer months.

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