Wenger: Samir Nasri will not move to Man Utd
Patrice Evra acting as an instigator (what’s new?) encouraging his France team mate to dump Arsenal and come aboard...
Monthly Archives: May 2011
Sepp Blatter wears a crown of Fumaria
Sepp Blatter as mad King Lear. “What crisis?” ” Close pent-up guilts, Rive your concealing continents, and cry These...
Shakira shows her moves but Barca keeps theirs on the pitch
It’s a relief Barca keeps its best moves on the pitch because Gerard Pique, Shakira’s present love interest and...
Scott Sinclair’s hattrick propels Swansea to the Premiership
The first Welsh side to make it to the Premiership. They join already promoted QPR and Norwich City. In...
Paul Scholes tribute: Over the years
The ginger haired maestro retires after spending 17 years as a Red Devil where he clocked 676 appearances and...
Blatter does brilliant ostrich impersonation
Video footage showing Blatter in denial about there being a “crisis” in FIFA. He also sounds a bit like...
It is time to break away from FIFA
He maybe a bit of a fascist but he’s made the IOC a cleaner organization FIFA is imploding from...
Ireland win the first Carling Cup
Robbie Keane scored his 49th goal for the Republic of Ireland.They beat Scotland 1 – 0 to claimd the...
Blatter cleared, Bin Hammam and Warner suspended
FIFA cleared the re-election of Sepp Blatter as FIFA president today. “No investigation against Blatter is warranted,” according to...
Five things we learned from Man Utd vs Barcelona
Man Utd were the real caricatures in the final In a nod to the Guardian one will attempt five...
Messi’s first goal on English soil..
His first goal in England also equalled Ruud van Nistelrooy’s record of 12 Champions League goals in one campaign....
Manchester United outplayed
Sir Alex was gracious in defeat “They’re the best in Europe, no question about that. In my time as...
2011 Champions League Final: Only one team and it was not Man Utd
The suspicion that the Premiership was fought amongst a group of 30 lb lightweights and won depending on who...
1999 Champions League Final (Camp Nou): Man Utd 2 Bayern 1
Manchester United – Bayern Munich Final 1999… by 91Zuzu91 The bitterest two minutes for Bayern as Utd struck back...
1968 Champions League Final (Wembley): Man Utd 4 Benfica 1
Wembley was a happy hunting ground for Man Utd in their first Champions League victory in 1968 when they...
Messi 52 goal video
You have seen the C Ronaldo 53 goal video.Here’s the Messi 52 goal video…
In memoriam: Gil Scott Heron
One of the truest voices in contemporary times is no more. Gil Scott Heron was the voice of elegant...
Weight to go, Kolo!
Kolo Toure is banned for six months from all football because he took pills that belonged to his wife....
Silly season is upon us: Falcao linked with Arsenal
Falcao’s use of telekinesis makes him very dangerous It is bewildering how Arsenal is one club which manages to...
Hammam accuses Blatter
Mohamed Bin Hammam has accused Sepp Blatter of being aware of all the skullduggery and of having done nothing....
Barcelona and Manchester United pre Champion’s League videos
Barca TV take you through their three Champion’s League victories mainly.. and a walk down Manchester United memory lane...
May 26th: Today is a red letter day in Arsenal history
Twenty two years this day the league title hung in balance as Arsenal needed two goals to win against...
FIFA reform first: Suspend presidential elections
Does anyone see the irony in FIFA ordering an investigation into an election opponent of Sepp Blatter without the...
FIFA presidential election under cloud.
It’s not just europe that’s under a cloud these days. Fifa’s vice-president Jack Warner and presidential candidate Mohamed Bin...
Blackburn and Carlo Ancelotti could work together
Blackbum may rule the roost with him in charge Carlo Ancelotti successfully removed the clause that stipulates he cannot...
Karim Benzema to Arsenal?
At Arsenal next season? Arsene Wenger has been a long time admirer of the former Lyon striker now at...
Ryan Giggs faces the wrath of the Twitterati
This Taiwanese animation lampoons the Giggs affair and makes the salient point. Be afraid, very afraid of censoring the...
Sir Alex goes Tony Soprano on a reporter
Here is Sir Alex caught in the act of trying to ban a reporter who strayed from the reservation...
Manuel Giondonato’s goal electrifies Gary Neville’s testimonial
It was Gary Neville’s testimonial, an emotional occasion as he was reunited with brother Phil, Nicky Butt, and David...
Sir Alex does not mess around: David De Gea signed
A bold, decisive signing as Atletico Madrid’s David De Gea is signed as a £17m replacement for the retiring...
Wenger’s prickly defensiveness clouds reason
Wenger summing up the season after the Fulham match. ” But we are not to go overboard. Maybe one...
Barca to rush to London
Grimsvotn spews ash Icelandic volcanic ash changes the Catalonian club’s travel plans. They will be in London this evening...
US Gold Cup squad missing speed on the outside
A do over for Freddy Bob Bradley announces his 23 man roster for the Gold Cup. Goalkeepers: Marcus Hahnemann...
Junior Rooney roots for goal line technology
Kia Rooney very wisely absolutely refused to take a shot at goal until the requisite goal line tecnology was...
Today’s US Gold Cup squad should reflect improved CONCACAF standards
Jozy Altidore in the frontline again at the forthcoming Gold Cup Bob Bradley decided to field a largely untested...
Manchester United celebrate..
Ferguson with his manager of the year award…
Richard Williams dog whistles for Abramovich
Richard Williams, hands down the poorest analyst in the Guardian stable justifies Carlo Ancelotti’s departure in a shoddy piece....
Taça de Portugal final: FC Porto toy with Vitória de Guimarães
Andre Villas Boas adds the Portugese Cup to his feathers as FC Porto run riot over Vitória de Guimarães,...
Arsenal’s depressing season mercifully ends
” I’m here and you’re there and we’re not together. Backs to the wall r us.” The signs of...
Chelsea have sacked Carlo Ancelotti
Carlo Ancelotti was too highbrow for Stamford Bridge Not entirely unexpected. Details soon. Update: Chelsea release a statement on...
Hugo Rodallega is the last day hero
Hugo Rodallega’s 78th minute winner at the Brittania ensured Wigan remain in the Premiership. Blackburn had already ensured Premiership...
Last day Premiership swink or swim
Charlie Adams and Charles N’Zogbia: Who will be the saviour? Russian roulette. Five clubs battle it out to stay...
Ronaldo makes history
C Ron set a new La Liga goal scoring record by scoring 40 goals in a season – the...
Paolo Di Canio: No thugs in our house?
Paolo Di Canio, the former West Ham player turned fascist thug becomes Swindon Town’s newest manager. A leading trade...
The Earth survived today and so will FIFA
“Sepp, Sepp no reason to go apoplectic … just go apocalyptic” Today was Judgment Day according to Harold Camping,...
Replacement for Edwin van der Sar found at last
If Man Utd can sign this chap in the goal their worries are over.He’s the real thing…!
Stephen Craigan gets away with the handball of the season
Celtic have just finished beating Motherwell 3- 0 to win the Scottish FA Cup final. Wells defender Stephen Craigan...
Chelsea fight off Space Invaders
David Luiz, Branislav Ivanovic, Paulo Ferreira and Nicolas Anelka keep a bunch of aliens at bay.