Theo Walcott isn't just being lambasted for not having a "footballing brain" he is being targeted by the "pink shoes" mafia.
Walcott's lonely vigil and footwear choice at the Camp Nou was not appreciated by a certain Mr Richard Keys of Sky Sports. Keys is a sort of legend when it comes to off camera gaffes.
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It's an off the cuff reference to Richard Keys, the Sky Sports announcer who mocked Theo Walcott on his choice of footwear against Barca- a pair of bright pink cleats. It was the only thing that stood out in his performance.
What is the "ping shoe mafia"? I've never heard of this.