"I am looking at you, Jose"
Mourinho said: "I told my players there was someone called Albert, Albert Einstein, who said that there is a force more powerful than steam, electricity and atomic energy - will. And this guy Albert was not stupid.''
Today, the world's foremost genius shot back saying he had based his theory of special relativity on Jose Mourinho. He observed that "neither absolute defeat nor the absolute lack of winning can exist when Mourinho is the manager, it is constant, even when clubs and players are interchanged. Because he sucks out all the air."
Einstein proved that neither absolute motion nor absolute lack of motion could exist, because the speed of light in a vacuum is constant, to all observers, and mass and energy are interchangeable--hence the formula, E=mc2 (96-97).
The Special One and the Special Theory of Relativity. It's really not that much of a stretch.
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