Chicharito Hernandez’s late goal sinks Everton

The real PFA player of the year scores another magnificent goal. By now we are well acquainted by Chicharito Hernandez’s cabeza that is entirely controlled by micro chips run by Skynet. It can disconnect from his mortal body, separate into shards, and at the right time and place cyborg like coalesce around the ball.
This is scary. 19 goals in his first season. Can we anoint him legend? This is not a case of a defense that will figure him out sooner or later. It is an innate talent that keeps him a step ahead and unmolested in front of goal. Full credit to Antonio Valencia for surging ahead and sending that looping cross. And Everton were not shabby till that Sylvan Distin mistake. Unfortunately it happened against a side that is best at the business of punishing them.

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