The Man Utd manager
No, that’s not a bottle of Lagavulin he’s holding. On second thoughts it might be. There is a distinct possibility that he might like to knock back a few after signing Phil Jones, Ashley Young, and David De Gea. Chelsea are trying to pass Mourinho’s hand me downs to AVB, Arsenal are desperate to prolong the years of cescual revolution, and City can’t seem to decide between a pastor and a dirty sanchez. Liverpool are well, blowing money, on players that won’t make a gram of difference. Jordan Henderson??