The world's most swollen headed player reports he was a target of Arsene Wenger's many moons ago as an 18 year old but rejected his advances because the Arsenal manager insisted on a trial. And Zlatan does not do auditions.
" I couldn't believe it. I was like, "No way, Zlatan doesn't do auditions".
Using the third person is so classy, Zlatan. Actually given Arsenal did really well without him he isn't missed. He isn't missed at Barca either.