How about this for one of the most enduring images of the 2012 Euro? In the Germany vs Greece quarter-finals, Giorgios Samaras and Kyriakos Papadopoulos enact a manic Swan Lake pas de deux.
Samaras: Kyri, I have to confess, I'm actually Turkish and my name is Nestir Burcicoglu.
Papadapoulos: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!