The Real Mallorca management have decided that they have had enough of being Mr Nice Guy and have now gone and laid down a few stringent laws for the players – which are to come into effect from sometime this weekend.
Some of the new laws include

1. No hats on the team bus.
2. No hats in the changing rooms
3. No body piercing.
4. No fancy Neymar style haircuts.
5. Lights out at 11 pm
6. No stealing toilet paper.

The full rule book here.