Erling Haaland has officially scribbled his name into English football folklore using a sledgehammer instead of a pen. By rocketing to 100 Premier League goals at warp speed, he didn’t just break the record… he disintegrated it. He became only the 35th player to reach the milestone, the first since Heung-Min Son in 2023 but while others took the scenic route, Haaland grabbed a jetpack and vanished over the horizon, leaving Alan Shearer’s nearly 30-year-old record in a cloud of statistical dust.
At just 25, the man scores goals the way normal people collect unread emails. With a strike rate north of 0.9 goals per game, he’s miles ahead of even the mighty Thierry Henry. At this point, defenders don’t mark Haaland anymore they file a missing persons report!!
The 100th goal came in a game that City were going to win 5-1 at one stage. Somehow,against all preconceived notions on how a team losing 5-1 should behave,Fulham managed to take the score to 5-4.A crazy game!