Arteta and Guardiola are thundering towards the finish line and everyone else has been politely asked to step aside. The other 18 teams are basically providing vibes, fixtures, and the occasional upset before returning to mid-table group chats.
Every weekend goes like this:
- Horse A wins.
- Horse B also wins… somehow, in the 92nd minute.
- Pundits say, “This could be the turning point.”
- Nothing turns.
It’s tense. It’s dramatic. It’s beautiful.
And until one horse actually trips, we’ll all keep pretending this isn’t going to the final week again.
A twist in the tale this weekend saw Man City drop points after a goalless draw against Sunderland.
Guardiola says he doesn’t believe in the two horse theory and that he thinks there are more horses just around the bend.