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Maradona’s missing Golden Ball melted down to gold bars

Captured crime lord Salvatore Lo Russo reveals in his testimony what happened to Diego Maradona’s Golden Ball trophy won...
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Champions League QF: Heurelho Gomes wins it for Real

Gomes keeps Manuel Almunia company in goalkeeping bloopers. Real Madrid romp home on a 5-0 aggregate and now face...
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Wenger: Less a manager, more a savant

Look to the future is Arsene Wenger’s mantra once again. Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater maybe...
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Rooney gets a two match ban

The FA hands the Man Utd striker a two match ban for swearing into a camera. One more defining...
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Rooney faces FA wrath for swearing

Not smart but really not a huge deal. Actually, he brings this passion to the fore on the field...
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Some April Fool gags doing the rounds today..

Firstly …Charlie Brown is going to fall for this again today…! Elsewhere… Portugal sells Cristiano Ronaldo to Spain for...
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Milan Baros loses the ball……….!

A moment of total panic for Milan Baros in the game against Spain when the ball goes missing……………! He...
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Mario Balotelli: Cleverer with his legs than his hands

Needless to say, Mario Balotelli might not be your preferred house guest for dinner if a rack of ribs...
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Sir Alex: Of banns and bans

Sir Alex Ferguson’s contract should include the provision that he publicly proclaim his contempt for a referee before a...
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AC Milan as you have never seen them before….

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Arsenal’s misery continues: United dump them out of FA Cup

Three down. Only the Premiership is left in Arsenal’s house of cards. And worse we will have to do...
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Europa Cup: Sheva sighting in Kyiv’s win over City

Veteran Andriy Shevchenko, the former Milan and Chelsea striker showed quick thinking and quick feet to give Dynamo Kyiv...
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Referee with the phantom yellow card…

Peter Walton presided over the a recent game between Everton and Birmingham City.During the course of the game he...
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Eric Cantona’s ESPN interview

Interview with the football legend, film actor, political activist, and tangential philosopher waxing on his career, international football and...
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Even the most carefully planned freekicks can go wrong..!

This trio from the French Amateur side Mulhouse planned this free kick pretty well.They were going to run at...
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Arsenal: A day to remember, a day to forget

For the Gunners, a tale of two halves. Or more to the point, a tale of two Arsenals. Unstoppable...
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Why Mourinho actually fell

A couple of weeks or so ago Jose Mourinho slipped while stepping into the dugout when Real Madrid were...
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Dalglish fails to stop the slide: Liverpool fall to Blackpool (again)

Ian Evatt outjumps Martin Skrtel and heads the ball across goal for DJ Campbell to finish. Blackpool celebrate a...
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Beckham arrives at Spurs

Not to be part of the squad but to train with them for four weeks. He will return to...
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Real overcome Villareal through Cristiano Ronaldo’s hat trick

Cristiano Ronaldo was the headline grabber with three of the goals but the bigger story was Kaka scoring his...
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The Sun: Arsenal to meet ‘Pool in the Carling Cup

One thought that Wednesday was going to be a big day for the Tractor Boys because they were supposed...
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England retain The Ashes, wins the series 3-1!

The English cricket team will not look like this when they return home This is a magnificent victory. It...
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It’s over for Roy Keane at Ipswich

The former Man Utd hardman’s reign comes to an end after the Tractor Boys slumped to 19th position in...
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Chelsea’s woes deepen: Loss to Wolves

Hungry like the Wolves? At Molineaux, the bottom dwellers went ahead on an own goal scored by Jose Bosingwa....
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Man Utd roll on against Stoke: Chicharito’s magical backheel

Man Utd added another scalp as they beat Stoke City to continue their unbeaten season. They’re seriously looking in...
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Septic Bladder sets up another anti-corruption committee

Another year and yet another FIFA committee. Sepp Blatter is setting up an anti-corruption committee to investigate the ethics...
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Bad boy Cassano is now a Milanista

Antonio Cassano made his debut for AC Milan in a friendly against Al Ahli which they won, 2-1. No...
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Fabregas transfer: Barca can’t get no Real satisfaction

Barca are preparing a summer bid for the Arsenal midfielder which is a no brainer but the shocker is...
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Bale and Lennon sweep Newcastle

Once again Spurs found themselves a man short as Younes Kaboul was sent off for argy bargy after being...
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David Bowie’s Space Oddity and Wenger

Space Oddity reminds me of Arsene Wenger. Especially these lines. “Ground control to Major Tom, your circuits dead, there’s...
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João Fernando Nelo takes out an assistant referee

Baiano made short work of an assistant referee who got in his way in a friendly game between Rio...
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Alan Pardew “absolutely rapes him” is new Magpies manager

Alan Pardew became a TV celebrity when he characterized Michael Essien’s tackle on Ched Evans during a Chelsea vs...
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Mick McCarthy meets a ghost…

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Boschker’s botch up marks his CL debut

Spurs finish on top of Group A as they tie FC Twente, 3-3 in a cracking game. But this...
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Lazio send Inter into purgatory

Rafa Benitez’s days are numbered. Today, the Serie champions fell to Lazio, 1-3 as Giuseppe Biava, Mauro Zarate, and...
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Ronaldo’s tete a tete with Pep Guardiola

In case you missed this. Cristiano Ronaldo decided to leave a mark on the Clasico after failing to do...
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Wenger’s getting younger..

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The Special One 25 years in the future…

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Arsenal’s Europe campaign runs afoul against Braga

Another frustrating evening as Braga scored two late goals through Matheus, the second one a superb individual effort. The...
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See Arsene Wenger’s dad….

…at the Tottenham Arsenal game….!
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Chelsea adrift? Hardly

Carlo Angstalotti after the Sunderland defeat: A course correction or something deeper? After the stunning loss to Sunderland the...
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Blatter mourns the passing of Paul….!

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Goalie goes for a walk…

Tunisian club Olympique Beja’s goalie Nadim Thabet had an embarassing moment.He thought the ball was out of play and...
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How to get a red card even when you are not playing

This seemingly impossible feat was achieved by one Jean-Pascal Mignot – a substitute for Auxerre in their Champion’s League...
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Japanese Maradona

A bit of irreverence being showed to El Deigo. English subtitles would have helped but you can get the...
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Why Khaled Askri gave up goalkeeping

Khalid Askri is a Moroccan football goalkeeper who plays for FAR Rabat.This is why he gave up goalkeeping. First...
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So which country will Enzo Zidane play for?

Does Zinedine Zidane’s eldest son, Enzo now learning his trade in the Real Madrid youth ranks play for Spain...
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Chelsea keeps rolling on: 4-0 against Blackpool

Chelsea is a juggernaut right now. 21 goals for and 1 against in their five matches as they flick...
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Arsenal’s agony: Sunderland’s last gasp equalizer

A freak goal deserves a freak finish. The match was drifting towards an Arsenal win despite Alex Song being...
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Neymar and his coach have a spat

This should get the Chelsea brigade all a twitter. It all spirals downhill after Neymar realizes that he is...
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Man Utd and Liverpool: Happy together

Roy Hodgson and Sir Alex made hot, sticky love. Slipping on kimonos, they sluiced into the jacuzzi smelling of...
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The Life of Bayern: Romani Ite Domum

UEFA is ruled by a bunch of humourless old men. During the Bayern vs AS Roma Champions League game,...
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Champions League: Superb Mueller goal highlights Bayern win

A fantastic first time shot curled in by Thomas Mueller who keeps his reputation intact as one of the...
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Hamit Altintop laser like volley

For those who may have missed it and puzzled how- this is Hamit Altintop’s over the top volley. Time...
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