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World Cup finals stats: Spain was a control freak

Look at Spain’s heavy numbers (passing accuracy): Xavi dominates From the Guardian’s Datablog • 3547 – Spain have now...
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Richard Williams: Spain played anti-football

When Eric Wynalda makes more sense than Richard Williams, you begin to wonder. But people like Williams have a...
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Video: Nigel De Jong kung fu

How on earth did Howard Webb not give De Jong the boot?
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Paul says goodbye..

Tanja Munzig, a spokeswoman for the Sea Life aquarium in Oberhausen, said that Paul had decided to end his...
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Thomas Muller gets the Golden Shoe

This has been a brilliant World Cup for Thomas Muller who earned his first cap earlier this year against...
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Sneijder: “Howard Webb robbed us”

We have a winner for whingeing. According to Wesley Sneijder the Dutch would not have been beaten if it...
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Viva Espana!

Champions! Champions! I have not been a role model to small children in the last hours, imbibing copious amounts...
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Video: Die Stem van Suid-Afrika

It’s a bit ironical seeing the Dutch take centerstage in South Africa for the world’s biggest game. A record...
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Spain will play in blue

Spain will play the final against Netherlands in blue and not the famous “Roja” kit. But if they win,...
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Robin Van Persie: Will he show up today?

“I want my own national team where I will play every minute” Robin Van Persie’s World Cup has been...
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World Cup 2010: Was it humdrum or a humdinger?

Des Kelly is unimpressed by this World Cup. Except for the Giovanni Van Bronckhorst goal what else would you...
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Video: Octopus Paul predicts Spain over Netherlands

Spain rejoiced to the Oracle of Oberhausen’s prediction- Pulpo Paul picked Spain over Netherlands in a live telecast sending...
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Spain might offer asylum to Octopus Paul

Octopus Paul’s life could be in danger threatened by angry Germans and now Spanish authorities are stepping in with...
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Hala Barca, Visca Madrid: Spain’s credo is good football

Vicente Del Bosque Spain’s success is due to the myriad talent they have but what is so different about...
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Revealed:Paul the Octopus was on the field during the Spain Germany game.

There it is on Puyol’s head – brilliantly camouflaged….!
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Octopus Paul in danger

Paella price? Octopus Paul correctly predicts Spain Octopus Paul has become the target of German wrath after correctly predicting...
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Spain vs Germany: What to look for?

It could come down to a Euro 2008 moment when Fernando Torres blew by Philipp Lahm. Vicente Del Bosque...
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Arsenal close to signing Laurent Koscielny

Arsenal’s attempts to bolster their central defense, an area of rapid depletion, got a boost with the imminent signing...
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Forlan was not fit from the very start

Oscar Tabares pulled out Diego Forlan in the 38th minute of the second half much to everyone’s surprise. Later,...
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Ronaldinho plans to return to Brazil?

One of the players that Dunga could have done with to lift a moribund Brazilian attack has not been...
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Video: Highlights: Netherlands 3 Uruguay 2

Check out Giovanni Van Bronckhorst’s smashing strike. Diego Forlan owns the Jabulani. Wesley Sneijder writes his own luck. Arjen...
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Eduardo Galeano on Uruguayan soccer

Two legends: Diego Maradona and Enzo Francescoli Enzo Francescoli, the Uruguayan legend spent five years in the French Ligue...
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Video: World Cup 1974: Netherlands 2 Uruguay 0

Totaalvoetball! Johnny Rep scores twice as Netherlands beats Uruguay, 2-0 in the 1974 World Cup in the group stage....
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Uruguay vs Netherlands: Starting line ups

Uruguay: 1-Fernando Muslera; 3-Diego Godin, 6-Mauricio Victorino, 5-Walter Gargano, 16-Maximiliano Pereira, 22-Martin Caceres, 15-Diego Perez, 11-Alvaro Pereira, 17-Egidio Arevalo,...
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Big Phil Scolari: Brazil wants him back

Big Phil might have another swing at the Brazil job The manager who led Brazil to their 2002 World...
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Video: Netherlands 2 Brazil 1

Good quality highlights. Watch Robinho’s great skill on the ball and Luis Fabiano’s back heel that sets up Kaka’s...
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Brazil vs Netherlands: This sums it up

Oranje Pacman swallowing the yellow diamond of the Brazilian flag.
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Unsung hero: Fernando Muslera

The baby faced Muslera just celebrated his 24th birthday. In goalkeeping years, he is a toddler when compared to...
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Asamoah Gyan: The player with the biggest heart

To have missed a history setting penalty in the 121st minute – as Ghana and Africa stood on the...
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Yaya Toure joins brother Kolo at City

Yaya Toure will have brother Kolo’s company on and off the pitch City can really hold onto the ball...
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Argentina vs Germany: Lahm slams Argentina

Germany seems to have taken the lead in sending out some hefty zingers against the Argentinians ahead of the...
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Video: World Cup 1974: Holland 2 Brazil 0

10+ minutes highlights of the 1974 World Cup match between Netherlands and Brazil. Clockwork Orange showing off “total football”...
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Fabregas insight: Barca will look like the World Cup

With Xavi and Iniesta in full flow in the World Cup, minutes have been hard to come by for...
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The Classical Vuvuzela

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Movie about English World Cup Team

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Video: Nike’s “Ruin the future”

Just a reminder of how things can go wrong. Badly wrong. The only one not featured is Leo Messi...
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Video: 3615Polyprod’s ” La météo des Bleus”

La météo des bleus, épisode 5envoyé par 3615polyprod. – Gag, sketch et parodie humouristique en video. Complete with Franck...
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Video: Joachim Löw’s eating habits

Not the usual finger food, shall we say? A bit ewwww. Ah, well- as long as he has a...
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Video: Spain advance through Villa’s superlative goal

This is David Villa’s World Cup. Fernando Torres might have faded but Villa seems to be relishing doing double...
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Video: Paraguay overcome Japan in penalty shootout, 5-3

Good quality video. Yuichi Komano’s penalty shot hits the crossbar and bounces out. Disaster for Japan. The Paraguayans made...
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Ghana vs USA the most watched soccer game nationally

19.4 million viewers as per Nielsen combined on ABC and the Spanish channels viewed the Ghana vs USA match...
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Brazil 3, Chile 0: Next, Another Brazil-Holland Classic

In 1994, when the World Cup came to Dallas, Cat and I had the good fortune to watch Brazil...
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The Dutch go up through Robben’s brilliance!

Bert Marwijk’s gamble of starting Arjen Robben paid of immediately. What a brilliant goal as he controls with his...
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John Cleese on Football vs. Soccer

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It wasn’t a goal actually….

Satellite image of the German goal reveals why the linesman didn’t raise his flag…! Thanks Moneo for the link...
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England’s shambolic World Cup mercifully comes to an end

He never did Thoroughly outplayed by a relatively inexperienced German team but with loads more talent. A Germany with...
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We shall miss the great Italian diving team

Zambrotta, Totti, Grosso, De Rossi, Gilardino, Materazzi- a generation of legendary divers will soon retire. Will this art form...
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France vs South Africa starting line ups

Last stop for Siphiwe Tshabalala? Patrice Evra more concerned about traitors in the midst has been stripped of captaincy....
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England to don all red against Slovenia

From the FA. The English squad will wear red shirts, red shorts, red socks, and red shoes? in the...
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Can El Tri’s defense hold off Diego Forlan?

Forlan shows why he wants to score goals That was the question vexing Roy Hodgson last month when Fulham...
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Gut check time: French players may boycott match

Thierry Henry might “boycott” the match against South Africa Les Bleus do not control their destiny when they meet...
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Video: David Villa and Spain overcome Honduras, 2-0

Two of the best goals in this World Cup by David Villa. The first one was a breathtaking solo...
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The World Cup goes to Middle Earth…

Gandalf takes on the vuvuzela……!
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Sacre Bleu!

This needs to be made into a movie, seriously!
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