As compiled Ali Martin writing in the Sun – in order of increasing floppiness.
10.The electrical storm that blew out the TV transmission of the Germany Turkey semifinal.
9.Karim Benzema
8.Adrian Mutu
7.Austria and Switzerland
6.Mario Gomez
5.Thierry Henry
4.Greece
3.Eric Abidal
2. Petr Cech
1.Luca Toni