When Zlatan scored his record 50th Swedish goal against Estonia the other day he equalled Ronaldo’s record of scoring a goal in every minute of the game.

So both the lean mean goalscoring machines who give goalkeepers nightmares have now given some unfortunate goalie a nightmare in every minute of the game.
But any goalkeeper will tell you that a Zlatan nightmare is a lot worse than a Ronaldo nightmare because of Zlatan’s added supernatural martial arts technique and his uncanny ability to swivel his head through 360 degrees and score goals when his body is facing in the other direction..!
That 50th goal he scored against Estonia is a classic example..
A Total goalie nightmare goal.
Take a look again.