Once upon a time there was a Cristiano Ronaldo.
He was the most electrifying elegant football player that had ever been seen.
Like a bolt of greased lightning on the field he scored goals that left shellshocked goalkeepers standing and defenders wishing that they had never got out of bed.

His dribbling skills were the subject of many adoring youtube adulations….

But now age has withered him and custom has made stale his infinite variety.It’s being said that no one has actually seen a decent dribble from Ronaldo for quite a few years now.

And a rumour is now circulating that he might get a two year ban if it is verified that he left the stadium ( in a huff) for getting subbed off the field against his wishes in Juventus’ game against A C Milan a few days ago.