China bans football tattoos

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Football players in China who want to play for the national team no longer have the option of getting themselves tattooed anymore.
Thats not all.The following other things are also banned – dyed hair,wierd hairstyles,accessories.
“Athletes at all stages shall not have tattoos, dye their hair, wear weird hairstyles, or wear any accessories, otherwise they will be ineligible for the competition.” is what the Official Declaration from the powers that be stated.
Apparently all these things are causing some kind of moral degeneration among chinese youth.
Thus untattooed chinese players,sporting normal undyed hairstyles (guidelines awaited),wearing no needless accessories are apparently going to lead the youth of china to lead lives of moral purity unsullied by all the depravity associated with the lives of tattooed players.
Incredible.

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