Qatar is terrified of this naturally occurring phenomenon

Grant Wahl, familiar to those reading his Sports Illustrated articles was detained by security from attending the USA vs Wales match because he was wearing, horror oh, horror, a rainbow T-shirt. We really can’t show any support for LGBT rights in Qatar, which should make Samuel Alito really happy and seek their citizenship. Wahl, fortunately was allowed into the venue after explaining he was just there to watch football and not turn Qatar into gay haven.

But just to make sure of no one is tempted, Qatar has banned rainbows, and in the rare event of a rainfall, Qatar will ban rain or just take the passports away.