
Harry Kane gets to remove his name from the list of folk who got cursed ..
- Sleeping Beauty (Aurora/Briar Rose) – Cursed to prick her finger on a spinning wheel and fall into a deep sleep.
- The Beast (from Beauty and the Beast) – Cursed to live as a beast until he finds true love.
- The Frog Prince – Cursed to live as a frog until kissed by a princess.
- Snow White – Cursed by the Evil Queen with a poisoned apple that puts her in a death-like sleep.
- The Swan Brothers (from The Six Swans) – Transformed into swans by a wicked stepmother.
- Hans (from Hans My Hedgehog) – Born with hedgehog-like features due to a wish gone wrong.
- Princess Odette (from Swan Lake) – Cursed to be a swan by day, human by night.
- Harry Kane (from Bayern Munich – currently) -cursed to never win a trophy till Vincent Kompany became his manager.
“Kompany achieved something that proved beyond the likes of Mauricio Pochettino, Jose Mourinho, Antonio Conte and Gareth Southgate – he won a trophy with Harry Kane in his team”
Bayern and Kane lifted the trophy with two games to spare after Bayer Leverkusen only managed a draw in their last game.
And here’s the legendary fairy tale of how the intrepid Sir Harry of Kane overcame at last the curse that dogged him for so many years.
For many seasons, Sir Harry of Kane bore a heavy curse—a spell that rendered him valiant in battle yet empty-handed when the final trumpets sounded. Though he struck down foes with precision and might, the glittering prize of silverware always slipped from his grasp, as though an unseen force kept glory just out of reach.
But one fateful year in the land of Bavaria, beneath banners of red and white, the curse began to waver. With his comrades of Bayern, loyal and fierce, Sir Harry fought through the gauntlet of the Bundesliga, each victory chipping away at the old enchantment. And at last, under a sky bursting with cheers and confetti, he raised the coveted Meisterschale high. The spell shattered, and the weight that had shadowed him for so long dissolved into pure triumph.
From that day forth, Sir Harry’s legend was no longer one of near-misses, but of a champion whose perseverance rewrote his fate.
And so they all drank lots of beer and after that they all lived happily ever after.