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Drogba might start against Portugal

“I am even better with one hand tied to my back” Didier Drogba maybe on the field on Tuesday...
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The Return of the Soccer Nerds

Just in time for South Africa 2010, the Soccer Nerds have returned. Who are the Soccer Nerds you ask?...
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The fine art of diving

A brilliant demonstration of the techniques used by the finest exponents of the art of diving.There are also some...
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Wenger gets into World Cup mode

I am now convinced that Mark Schwarzer is definitely an Arsenal target. Arsene Wenger warns Germany not to take...
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From Forlorn to Forlan

The transformation from a derided and badgered figure leaving Old Trafford in utter humiliation to one of the most...
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John Oliver “The Daily Show” reporter heads to SA

For those familiar with The Daily Show, the British comedian, John Oliver is a constant presence filing reports from...
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Monty Python’s Greek team take on the mighty Germans…!

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Can Italy pull it off? Switzerland result an indicator

Italy drew with Switzerland, 1-1 after falling behind to Gokhan Inler’s goal. Sampdoria striker Fabio Quagliarella making a strong...
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A few thoughts on Rafa

No football partisan of any shape, form, race, creed, colour, religion, or degree of passion can ever remain unmoved...
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Video: Mexico show up the Azzurri, 2-1

The defending champs could like the French in 2002, be in real danger of crash out at the group...
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Video: Pantelic makes a mess for Serbia

The highly rated Serbian team was held to a stuttering draw against Poland. This is not how Radomir Antic...
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Video: Netherlands crush Ghana, 4-1

A non- existent Ghana defense was no match for the high powered Netherlands attack led by Dirk Kuyt, Rafael...
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Video: Johnny Spurling’s tribute to Wayne Rooney and England

Complete with gorgeous Playboy model Iryna Stevens who is sure to pique interest. It’s all based on the Wizard...
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Brazil buries the Tele Santana days

Luis Fabiano is ready to embrace ugly football as long as it gets them back the World Cup. The...
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The Chelsea contingent return for the Japan match

England’s unconvincing win over Mexico was partly put down to the absence of the Chelsea trio of Frank Lampard,...
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The All Whites should get their own “Ka Mate”

The All Blacks fearsome Ka Mate turns opposition legs to jelly How about Ryan Nelsen and the All Whites...
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Video: Mathieu Valbuena shows he is ready for the big stage

France beat the Ticos, 2-1 in a friendly that saw flowing, attacking football. Les Bleus looked sharp with Franck...
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Mou to Real Madrid …… not so fast!

Florentino Perez called a press conference yesterday to announce the termination of Manuel Pellegrini and the hiring of Jose...
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Video: Mourinho weeps on Materazzi’s shoulder

In case you have not already seen the video clip showing the Special One has feelings – here it...
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Capello dismisses interest in Inter job

Fabio Capello said his focus was on England. “I have a contract with the Football Association and the only...
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World Cup 2010: Les Fennecs benefit from French Algerian return

A good read by Piers Edwards on the Algerian team, in the same group as USA, England, and Slovenia....
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Video: NY Red Bulls 3 Juventus 1

Juve’s horrible Serie season did not end there. They were humiliated by a Red Bulls side which is playing...
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Real Mallorca files for voluntary bankruptcy

Real Mallorca who did so well in the Liga almost qualifying for the Champions League are heading to bankruptcy....
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Video: England beat a sharp looking Mexico, 3-1

Aerial superiority and a great bit of individual skill by Glen Johnson were the highlights of England’s 3-1 win...
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Video: Blackpool return to top flight after 39 years

On the day Inter won the top European title, 45 years after its last win, the Tangerines were creating...
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Ex Man City boss in the eye of the Thai political crisis

Thaksin Shinawatra is making news again. His supporters, the Red Shirts are in a violent standoff with government forces...
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Video: Maradona runs over a journalist’s leg

Maradona hit a journalist on the way to the press conference to announce his 23 man squad and as...
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Video: Sevilla dedicates the Copa Del Rey to Puerta

Diego Capel lashes a shot past David De Gea after the ball rebounds back to him in the 4′...
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The Carlo Ancelotti love song………..!

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Video: Golazo de Inca: Olimpia vs Sol de America

A majestic 45 yard free kick by Brazilian midfielder Inca gives Olimpia a win over Sol de America in...
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Germany in shock: Ballack out of the World Cup

The German captain, a recipient of a nasty tackle on his right ankle by Kevin Prince Boateng during the...
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Video: ” Not thinking of a season, thinking of history”

So read the words on the back of the celebratory jerseys donned by Barca. It was a historical win....
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Can this man stop Barcelona today?

If Real Madrid have a semblance of hope, it lies in the hands of Javier Clemente, Real Valladolid’s manager...
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World Cup 2010: Argentina: No Zanetti, no Cambiasso

Javier Zanetti with 136 international caps has been excluded by Maradona Diego Maradona’s selection was marked by delay and...
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Chelsea are coasting to the title at halftime

Didier Drogba is one big spoilsport. He still has not gotten over Frank Lampard taking the penalty and is...
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Video: Kei Kamara’s miss of the century

Kansas City Wizard striker Kei Kamara makes a total mess plumb in front of goal. To make matters worse...
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Fabianski will stay to prove Wenger right

The Big Fabianski practicing Blue Steel on the ball: “Look, Mums- no hands” Pepe Reina is the latest goalkeeper...
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Adebayor’s hair, there and everywhere

“I can pick up the internet chatter better since getting these cool antennae. Darn those Gunners still hate me!”
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Lyon vs Bayern: Ribery and Ribaldry

When Franck Ribery was caught having sex with a prostitute he confessed Thierry Henry had a hand in it....
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Paul Scholes breaks City’s heart in stoppage time!

Man Utd alive! Old man Scholes drills a header past Givens from an Evra cross deep into stoppage time....
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Will Hitler puts his eggs in Man City’s basket?

Hitler explodes on learning that Man Utd have won at the stroke. Michael Owen proves to be the Trojan...
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Van Persie’s heroics are not enough to save Arsenal’s title hopes

It’s over. And just as well. Gives Arsene more time to go back to the drawing board to figure...
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Andriy Arshavin answers your questions

When you’re not at home who lives with you in the same room and what do you do in...
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Keys, Pink Shoes, and Wallflower

Theo Walcott isn’t just being lambasted for not having a “footballing brain” he is being targeted by the “pink...
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Video: This Showbol paradinha completely flops

In Brazil they are inventing different ways to perform the paradinha, literally “the little stop”, an unexpected pause just...
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Video: Chris Kamara: A guy you want to have a beer with

A real chuckle. Chris Kamara’s genuine surprise at finding out he has missed Anthony Vanden Borre’s red card and...
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Becks in April Fool’s joke with the Socceroos

Pim Verbeek needs help with the Socceroos and the FFA tapped crocked David Beckham to be his assistant. Listen...
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Jens Lehmann announces his last season

On reflexes alone, possibly one of the best. The problem was when he had to think, make decisions. It...
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The Red Knights turn to the MAN group

These guys are not the ones These guys are. The MAN Group, Britain’s biggest hedge fund is being lured...
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Real continues to teeter on megalomania

Real want Rooney, Ribery, Ashley Cole, Joe Cole, your wife, and your children. And Kim Jong Il. Take a...
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With Beckham gone, the DP clause should be scrapped

A potential gamechanger in the MLS vs players negotiations? The DP clause was originally created for the sole purpose...
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Video: Inter’s day of infamy versus Catania

A shocker in the Serie as Inter crashed and burned against Catania, a club 15 places below and struggling...
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Video: CL last sixteen: Real crash and burn against Lyon

On has to fathom the implication of this loss. A club boasting Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka, Karim Benzema, Xabi Alonso,...
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Finally – a foolproof way to help referees to get things right

A few days ago the bigwigs at FIFA turned their collective backs on video technology and put their heads...
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